Mummy's Kiss: 2nd Dynasty

Not as good as the original MK, but well worth watching for Christina alone. Uncut version unedited

I collect Christine Nguyen DVDs because they are reasonable to buy and always worth buying

a great sequel to a very good first movie.

I was going to say that this reminded me of a Fred Olen Ray film and then noticed in the credits that there were thanks credited to him. So if you like his type of movies this is pretty good but with more female frontal nudity than in his films especially the lovely Christine Nguyen she plays the reporter of a low brow tabloid.]Nothing here to stretch the old grey matter but is an enjoyable b.movie with decent production values with extras to boot.

Well, I just finished watching "Mummy's Kiss". I want to preface what I say about it by saying that I'm a fan of bad movies. This must be the worst thing I've ever seen. It does excel in several categories. It is the worst acting I've ever seen, the worst dialogue I've ever heard, the worst boob jobs I've ever seen and the worst sex scenes I've ever seen. I mean really, I LIKE bad movies and I often scoff at reviewers who would even approach writing about something like this from an artistic standpoint. If you are like me, this probably won't prevent you from buying it but it's not even funny bad, you know, like being able to see the strings holding up the "monsters" in Japanese films like "Mothra meets Godzilla", I can get into stuff like that. This is the first time I've written about a movie because when the credits ran, I couldn't even believe that anyone would own up to this. Maybe they aren't their real names. Now Christy Nguyen or whatever her name is is attractive enough, and she does get naked, but it's not anywhere near enough to make this worthwhile watching.If I prevent one person from wasting their money on "Mummy's Kiss" I'll feel good about my life. I find it hard to believe that Frontline entertainment could find even one reason to make this thing.

Definitely not a family film, not much of a thriller, and yet not exactly qualified to be considered porn either. When you purchase a movie sight unseen, regardless of how many reviews you read, you realize not everybody has the same tastes in humor, erotica, politics, sports, religion, or defines effective styles of management exactly the same either. So it's a gamble, a crap shoot, like skydiving from above heavy cloud cover. Could be just about anything on the other side."The Mummy's Kiss" is a softcore flick from the 1970's era, back there before all of America knew the depth of corruption in Washington D.C., because there was still some innocence and naïve, Victorian prudes with enough influence to let us as a country be for the most part, sexually repressed and experience challenged; ergo, missionary position sex was pretty much the majority of opportunity for physically intimate people. In contemporary times, bestiality, S&M, B&D, and nearly tortuous kinkiness have replaced the too tame and too old fashioned softcore mentality of the 1970's era. It takes a hundred times as explicit nature subject material in today's comparative genre to have equal effect. "The Mummy's Kiss" is kept at that 40 years ago easy-on-the-eyes frontier, without the heavy exploitation.Two gorgeous blonde twenty-something women share intimacy privately together, with sweet, delicate and beautiful expression - including Hollywood's depiction of just a caress being enough to bring a luxuriously scintillating woman nearly to climax as she unconditionally gasps in delight. Of course, next on the dessert cart is the stunning brunette's visually stimulating self-maintenance of her sumptuous mammary protuberances. Now it's time for the stuffy, backed-up Egyptian museum curator who keeps her hair in a bun to make her neophyte pagan's prayer to Isis and Osiris, asking for the ancient beauty and everlasting life granted to Egyptian Queens be shared (fast forward, fast forward) and now we see more mammary protuberances displayed in the phantom vision and magic mist. A couple of bathing pool scenes with female nudity includes a smattering of female on female frolic that almost makes you wish those women had actually attended acting school.The story doesn't exist, the acting quality isn't even porn movie quality, you won't recognize anybody anywhere during this film not common exclusively to the porn film industry, and even though there's a foursome in this, a man is never part of the action sexually so I can't say this movie sucks, but it does lick.

What This Has Going Is ladies Who are A Catch. It's all Wrapped up in Hotness

Christine Nguyen's movies are always enjoyable.