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product_id: 624938848
title: "Mary Phillips Cocktail Napkins-Being a functioning adult every day seems a bit excessive"
brand: "mary phillips designs"
price: "€ 22.02"
currency: EUR
in_stock: true
url: https://www.desertcart.nl/products/624938848-mary-phillips-cocktail-napkins-being-a-functioning-adult-every-day
store_origin: NL
region: Netherlands
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# vibrant cyan blue & white style 20-pack convenience 3-ply super thick durability Mary Phillips Cocktail Napkins-Being a functioning adult every day seems a bit excessive

**Brand:** mary phillips designs
**Price:** € 22.02
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🎉 Elevate your soirée with napkins that speak your vibe!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Mary Phillips Cocktail Napkins-Being a functioning adult every day seems a bit excessive by mary phillips designs
- **How much does it cost?** € 22.02 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
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## Best For

- mary phillips designs enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted mary phillips designs brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Party-Ready Pack:** 20 ultra-thick cocktail napkins to keep the fun flowing all night.
- • **Witty & Relatable:** ‘Being a functioning adult every day seems a bit excessive’—the perfect icebreaker.
- • **Perfect Hostess Gift:** Pair with wine for a memorable, coveted gift that stands out.
- • **Vibrant Cyan & White:** Eye-catching colors that elevate any celebration or gathering.
- • **Premium 3-Ply Strength:** Super thick layers ensure no spills or messes cramp your vibe.

## Overview

Mary Phillips Cocktail Napkins come in a 20-pack of 5x5 inch, 3-ply thick paper napkins featuring a playful cyan blue and white design with the cheeky phrase ‘Being a functioning adult every day seems a bit excessive.’ Ideal for parties, book clubs, or as a standout hostess gift, these durable napkins combine function with fun to make every event memorable.

## Description

Being a functioning adult every day seems a bit excessive cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! This aqua blue and white cocktail napkin is such a fun addition to any party or luncheon! Both men and women love this fun saying! Mary Phillips cocktail napkins toss out the underlining element of fun and attitude, making yours an event they’ll not soon forget. You can also pair this little number with a bottle of wine for a most coveted hostess gift! Each pack contains 20 5 x 5 three-ply cocktail napkins *super thick* packaged in polypropylene. Stock up for your next book club or to give to the hostess!

## Features

- 20 pack of 3-ply Celebration, Party, Birthday Cocktail Napkins
- cyan blue, White
- Being a functioning adult every day seems a bit excessive

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| Manufacturer | Mary Phillips Designs |
| Brand | Mary Phillips Designs |
| Item Weight | 5 ounces |
| Product Dimensions | 5 x 5 x 1 inches |
| Item model number | 20188 |
| Color | cyan blue, white |
| Material Type | Paper |
| Number of Items | 20 |
| Size | 5"W x 5"L |
| Manufacturer Part Number | 20188 |

## Product Details

- **Color:** cyan blue, white
- **Size:** 5"W x 5"L
- **Material:** Paper
- **Brand:** Mary Phillips Designs
- **Ply Rating:** 3-Ply

## Images

![Mary Phillips Cocktail Napkins-Being a functioning adult every day seems a bit excessive - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41duOqkK0EL.jpg)

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*Product available on Desertcart Netherlands*
*Store origin: NL*
*Last updated: 2026-01-23*