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product_id: 572087750
title: "Touch My Coffee I Will Slap You So Hard Even Google Won't Be Able To Find You Mug Sarcastic Humour Rude Gift for Friend Cat Lover Colleague Christmas Birthday Secret Santa Men Tea Him Her Perfect Mugs"
brand: "perfect mugs"
price: "€ 34.43"
currency: EUR
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 8
category: "Perfect Mugs"
url: https://www.desertcart.nl/products/572087750-touch-my-coffee-i-will-slap-you-so-hard-even
store_origin: NL
region: Netherlands
---

# 10/11oz capacity Smash-proof packaging Dishwasher safe Touch My Coffee I Will Slap You So Hard Even Google Won't Be Able To Find You Mug Sarcastic Humour Rude Gift for Friend Cat Lover Colleague Christmas Birthday Secret Santa Men Tea Him Her Perfect Mugs

**Brand:** perfect mugs
**Price:** € 34.43
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> ☕ Sip with Sass: The Mug That Speaks Your Mind!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Touch My Coffee I Will Slap You So Hard Even Google Won't Be Able To Find You Mug Sarcastic Humour Rude Gift for Friend Cat Lover Colleague Christmas Birthday Secret Santa Men Tea Him Her Perfect Mugs by perfect mugs
- **How much does it cost?** € 34.43 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.nl](https://www.desertcart.nl/products/572087750-touch-my-coffee-i-will-slap-you-so-hard-even)

## Best For

- perfect mugs enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted perfect mugs brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Safe & Sound:** Packaged securely to ensure it arrives in one piece.
- • **Versatile Use:** Perfect for coffee, tea, or a cheeky hot chocolate.
- • **Sassy Statement:** Unleash your inner sarcasm with every sip!
- • **Gift of Laughter:** Ideal for friends, colleagues, or that special cat lover.
- • **Quality Craftsmanship:** Premium AA Grade ceramic for durability.

## Overview

This Perfect Mugs ceramic mug is a premium quality, 10/11oz vessel designed for those who appreciate humor and sarcasm. Printed on both sides, it's microwave and dishwasher safe (hand wash recommended) and comes packaged in a smash-proof box for safe delivery. Ideal for gifting on occasions like Christmas, birthdays, or Secret Santa, this mug is perfect for coffee, tea, or any beverage that needs a touch of wit.

## Description

These mugs are ideal as Birthday Gifts, Christmas Gifts (Secret Santa) or Gifts for any occasion. Actual colours may vary from the colour on your screen due to monitor colour restrictions. We process all our mugs in our workshop, so we can guarantee the quality and time scales. Please contact us for bulk orders. (For special occasions such as Birthdays, Anniversaries, Hen nights, stag parties, for business advertising, charity events, etc)

Review: Great product - Bought for my daughter for Christmas she loves it.
Review: More beakers - I enjoy my daily coffees

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B0CL59SLQ1 |
| Best Sellers Rank | 228,147 in Home & Kitchen ( See Top 100 in Home & Kitchen ) 2,885 in Coffee Cups |
| Brand | Perfect Mugs |
| Colour | White |
| Customer Reviews | 4.6 4.6 out of 5 stars (38) |
| Date First Available | 29 Sept. 2020 |
| Item Weight | 312 g |
| Product Dimensions | 15 x 15 x 15 cm; 311.84 g |

## Product Details

- **Brand:** Perfect Mugs
- **Capacity:** 312 g
- **Colour:** White
- **Material:** Ceramic
- **Style:** Ceramic Mug

## Images

![Touch My Coffee I Will Slap You So Hard Even Google Won't Be Able To Find You Mug Sarcastic Humour Rude Gift for Friend Cat Lover Colleague Christmas Birthday Secret Santa Men Tea Him Her Perfect Mugs - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51BGNuhbqcL.jpg)

## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great product
*by S***R on 17 January 2025*

Bought for my daughter for Christmas she loves it.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ More beakers
*by T***R on 26 November 2024*

I enjoy my daily coffees

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great
*by G***Y on 26 February 2024*

Good quality mug and the cat’s miserable face makes me smile.

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*Product available on Desertcart Netherlands*
*Store origin: NL*
*Last updated: 2026-03-16*