Donald Trump Mask - Buy It, Believe Me People Will Love You

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"I'm a great guy, brilliant guy, everybody knows me. Believe me, there is no better mask than my own Donald Trump mask. Believe me. I've said this before, this mask is -uge. People are talking about it, and now I'm talking about it, with the best words--the very best words. The crooked, lying media wants you to believe that any other mask would suffice for my next rally--WRONG. That logic is rigged. Did you see my last tweet? My last tweet proves that latex makes the most comfortable mask, so latex is the most comfortable mask. My face actually is latex, so you cannot get more realistic than latex. Or my face. If you buy this mask you are a great guy, brilliant guy, everyone will know you. You know it, I know it, I think everyone in this room knows it. You will make many many many more friends--believe me--millions and millions of friends. An extremely credible source has called my office and told me that this is 's favorite product. All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. And if you want them to flirt with you, you'll do your very very best to look like me. I'm a winner. And now you can be a winner, but only if you can get Mexico to buy it for you." --Donald Trump selling his own face