---
product_id: 455719127
title: "Holy Crap You are Old Cake Topper, Old AF, Funny Happy Birthday Decorations, 30th 40th 50th 60th Birthday Party Decorations for Man Woman Brown and Black Glitter"
brand: "lovely biton"
price: "€ 15.66"
currency: EUR
in_stock: true
url: https://www.desertcart.nl/products/455719127-holy-crap-you-are-old-cake-topper-old-af-funny
store_origin: NL
region: Netherlands
---

# No DIY Assembly 100% Paper Cardboard Protection Holy Crap You are Old Cake Topper, Old AF, Funny Happy Birthday Decorations, 30th 40th 50th 60th Birthday Party Decorations for Man Woman Brown and Black Glitter

**Brand:** lovely biton
**Price:** € 15.66
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🎈 Make Aging Fun with a Touch of Glitter!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Holy Crap You are Old Cake Topper, Old AF, Funny Happy Birthday Decorations, 30th 40th 50th 60th Birthday Party Decorations for Man Woman Brown and Black Glitter by lovely biton
- **How much does it cost?** € 15.66 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.nl](https://www.desertcart.nl/products/455719127-holy-crap-you-are-old-cake-topper-old-af-funny)

## Best For

- lovely biton enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted lovely biton brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **✨ Effortless Setup:** No assembly required—just pop it on your cake!
- • **🛡️ Safe & Sturdy:** Crafted from 100% paper, ensuring safety and durability.
- • **🎉 Celebrate with Humor:** Perfect for 30th, 40th, 50th, and 60th birthday parties!
- • **📦 Damage-Free Delivery:** Cardboard protection guarantees your topper arrives intact.
- • **🤝 Customer-Centric Support:** We're here to assist you with any questions—just reach out!

## Overview

The Holy Crap You Are Old Cake Topper is a humorous and stylish decoration designed for milestone birthday celebrations. Made from 100% paper, it is sturdy and safe for food use. With no assembly required and cardboard protection for safe delivery, this cake topper is the perfect addition to any birthday party, ensuring laughter and memorable moments.

## Description

1. About this product:glitter paper, wooden stick and thick cardboard for protection  2.  Measurement Unit Conversion:  1 mm = 0.0394 inch, 1 inch=25.4mm  3.  Notice:  The picture shown is a representation of the item,you'll receive  from the available lot Color may vary slightly due to the color setting of each individual  monitor  4. Warm Note: the topper is not edible and intended for decoration only, please don't put these cake topper in oven and microwave, and keep it away from children and pets

## Features

- Holy Crap You Are Old Cake Topper: this unique design topper is suitable for decorating happy birthday cake, or photo booth prop.
- 100% Paper: this topper was made of 100% paper. Sturdy and will not sprinkle on the food. We guarantee that the materials are safety and harmless.
- No DIY: no assembly required, just open the package, and then stick it into your cake.
- Cardboard Protection: in order to effectively prevent damage during the delivery process. We used cardboard to protect the cake topper, so just choose us with confidence!
- Contact Us: if you have any question about our decoration topper, please contact us universally, we will help you without any hesitation.

## Images

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![Holy Crap You are Old Cake Topper, Old AF, Funny Happy Birthday Decorations, 30th 40th 50th 60th Birthday Party Decorations for Man Woman Brown and Black Glitter - Image 3](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71GU7WAwFRL.jpg)
![Holy Crap You are Old Cake Topper, Old AF, Funny Happy Birthday Decorations, 30th 40th 50th 60th Birthday Party Decorations for Man Woman Brown and Black Glitter - Image 4](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71aD+de6s6L.jpg)
![Holy Crap You are Old Cake Topper, Old AF, Funny Happy Birthday Decorations, 30th 40th 50th 60th Birthday Party Decorations for Man Woman Brown and Black Glitter - Image 5](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71nAtFwMexL.jpg)

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*Product available on Desertcart Netherlands*
*Store origin: NL*
*Last updated: 2026-02-26*