Goson American Flag Mirror Novelty Decorative Sunglasses

Where do I even begin?! Let me start out by stating this should be AR 670-1 Authorized! Dont listen to those other "helpful" comments. Read mine for it is American holy.There I was....I was dreaming nahhh it was a vision. There before me was a man he wasnt black or white or gray. His color was RED, WHITE, and BLUE. He said Soldier at ease, My eyes could barely even focus from the bright holy light that surrounded him. Thats when he placed these shades upon my unholy eyes. He said Soldier you must wear these shades in the name of all things American and Freedom. These shades I have given you will give you the power of all 320+ million Americans. These shades will make your enemy tremble for that last thing they will see is you rocking the shades of America, while your bayonet penetrates there guts.I told him I will harness the power from these glasses and show all how American I am nah how powerful we are. I awoke on a plane heading to my deployment station. The shades where upon my face....I looked to my front my commander approached me and said...Soldier, those shades.....I feel as if you could conquer all of ISIS in one single blow. That you could bring peace upon Russia and our country. I said SIR, At ease.....for we shall destroy them all.BUY these glasses for you shall experience what America feels like....and harness the power of millions. Muricaa

So here’s a lovely story. My best friend and I use to live with my dad and his spouse in MN. My friend and I use to work for the same company and we both got off work the same time that day and walked over to where my dad was a manager at a Kmart and we were waiting for him to go on lunch so we could have lunch together. Well we were looking around being our goofy selves and of course because we also worked retail picked up after ourselves and some others (I worked for Kmart before too so I understood the feels) we weren’t rude or anything or bothering anyone. Well it was summer and we went over to the sunglasses. We found these same ones on the display. We tried them on and took some selfies because we were barely 21 years old and of course had to take pictures every five seconds or we would die. We wanted to get them but we were broke at the time so we were going to get them when we got paid next. When we did we went straight there and to our disappointment there was only one left. So we didn’t get them and kept our eyes open. Now it has been almost sevenish years later and we had forgotten them until I was on here just looking around and saw them. I’m back in my home state of MT and he is in OR I bought us each a pair and now we laugh and remember those times. I really enjoy them and so does he.

You can see the printing though the sunglasses. But you didn't buy these things for function, did you? You bought these for a full American flag outfit like the one Seth Rich wore in the internet pics of him that he wore shortly before his totally not mysterious and poorly handled murder. Hillary totally had nothing to do with that at all, and it's just a long, long series of coincidences that so many people involved with her have died of mysterious circumstances. She's a great woman, and the rightful president of the world.

Fabulous! Bought these for an American themed photoshoot! I just LOVE these! Can't wait to get more use out of them! Go perfect for any occasion!

Bought these for my husband and I’ve been saving them for his stocking. When I tried them on, I could see well through them but was definitely aware of the flag detail on the lenses. I’m not sure how well they’ll function in bright sunlight as compared to the usual gas station sunglasses that he wears around like he’s in a country music video, but I’m pretty sure they’re right up there in quality. I mean, when you have American flag lenses, nothing else really matters.Also, since I don’t have a UV spectrometer, I can’t really comment on how broad of spectrum UV coverage these bad boys will offer.Who do you buy these for?1: yourself.2: your mom, especially if your mom was a fan of Ronald Reagan3: your husband that likes to light fireworks on the 4th of July, on everyone’s birthday, and on Christmas. And New Years Eve. He’s a true patriot.Who should you NOT buy these for?1: people that don’t like America.

I'm a natural born American and an Army vet. I love America and I hate everyone and everything that doesn't! So I was pretty stoked to see I could get some shades to rock the USA! The idea of these shades is great, the execution is pretty lame.These are made with the basic design concept of the window shades that you put in the rear window of your car or truck. It's a silk screen type image with many tiny holes in it. In theory, you are close enough to the screen to see through it, but others looking at you will see the stars 'n' stripes. Well...not quite.When I first took these out of the package, my wife took one look at them and said, "I want some of those!" I let her try them on right after I pulled them out of the plastic bag. I told her they should dim the sun but allow her to see. NOPE! She said, "All I see are stars and stripes. It looks like blurry vision." I tried them on. She was right. At the time we were driving in our Jeep (cuz we're American like Jeep!). These shades are NOT OK for driving. They do make your vision blurry and you lose most of the fine detail that you would be able to see without these.They do offer some UV protection but they are not 100% UV protection (which is what I recommend for all sunglasses you buy). They would be cool to stand around at a picnic or parade; not for driving or riding a bike. While I LOVE the idea behind these, they are not safe for many uses so I don't really recommend them for anything other than as part of a costume to be rockin' the USA and loving 'merica! Honestly, until they perfect this idea and make it work without hindering visibility, I'm just going to go with clothing and hats to rock the USA.Not for serious use as sun protection for to protect or enhance vision.