Copper Alloy LED Electric Incense Burner with USB Rechargeable Battery - Ideal for Buddhist Supplies

This electronic incense lets me perform religious events safely.

I eagerly ordered this electric incense burner, hoping to fill my rental with aromatic bliss without the fire hazard—seemed like a perfect solution, right? Imagine my surprise when I discovered that this device is more of a stage prop than an actual incense burner. It proudly lights up fake incense sticks with the enthusiasm of a flashlight playing laser tag in broad daylight. While it feels surprisingly sturdy in hand, the only thing it’s burning is my expectations. It’s like buying a sports car that can’t leave the driveway—looks fantastic, but utterly useless if you’re trying to go anywhere… or in this case, scent anywhere.