Vapid Shallow Models Must Die!
B**E
vapid shallow models must die
just like all the rest of them. there are a few ""pretty"" parts.but no enought to make a great film.just invest a little more in the script and you will eventually makea decent movie
C**T
some one who thought they could make a movie with a old camcorder
this very very low budget cheap made so called movie was made with a 80s camcorder the cover looks like we get a clear picture of this cute guy and that's going to be like a good movie no way? is the cute guy in the movie yes but you really don't see him clearly he is not that muscle like as we see him on the cover when you first put this so called movie you see a parking lot which looks like wallmart parking lot no good not worth any money only one last thing this movie is short abount 65 or 70 minutes pass it by
I**R
Bizarre and Unconvincing but with Extras
'Vapid' is a micro-budgeted serial killer film with a dash of cannibalism. There is enough skill shown to produce a clear storyline and to generate a sense that with massive upgrades it could become a decent genre picture. The cast looks nice, even if many are not skilled actors. Be aware that the director, producer, writer, cinematographer, editor, and central character are one and the same person, Michael Haboush, who has done some interesting work in other films.Digitz (Haboush), always shown in a distorted view, is a fat, unattractive construction worker who wants either to model or to photograph models. When established photographer B'Jesus (an over-the-top Mark Studner) belittles Digitz's ambitions, Digitz has two henchmen kidnap B'Jesus and put him in a cage.Digitz goes into the business of photographing models, with the idea of eliminating the undeserving, vapid models who have usurped Digitz's rightful place. Using a bogus bracelet with an eye motif, Digitz hypnotizes the models and has them kill themselves. The two solo male models are made to take their clothes off first. The two henchmen wrap the bodies in what looks like construction paper and drag the bodies through the streets to put in the cage to feed B'Jesus.Digitz comes into conflict with his boss, Beau (Paolo Carascon, Jr.), and meets up with a model, Kate Crash, who gets out in time. B'Jesus escapes to transform himself improbably. Do Digitz and the henchmen get their come-uppance? Watch and see.The models look nice and provide the most watchable segments. It was a pleasure to have Arthur Huber ('Issues 101', 'K-Hole', 'Slice of Terror') return, this time as a TV newscaster. 'Vapid' has a tongue-in-cheek humor that comes through from time to time. The film lasts about 83 minutes. There are no extra features on the DVD.There is no sex shown. I don't recall any bad language. The movie was filmed in West Hollywood, CA. I suspect this was a group of friends who put out an exploitation film for the fun of it. As such, it is a very good effort.
G**D
The Reviewers MATCH The Subject Matter!~
I recently bought this film for a couple of bucks on a discount site, expecting just about that level of entertainment and I wasn't disappointed. But the other reviews for this movie was PRICELESS! With their grammatical and spelling errors and fifth-grade syntax, before putting pinkie to keyboard they should've looked up the words "vapid" and "shallow" in the dusty dictionary they only use to prop up a wobbly, broken table leg since they fit those definitions to the letter.This film never intended to be a cinematic gem but rather a campy, creepy diversion when you can find nothing else to watch as a distraction and there it succeeds. The boys reviewing on here -and I stress the pejorative "BOYS"- have little concept of what makes a movie watchable beyond a few gratuitous swinging appendages and yet still think their comments are worthy of publication.They must be the ones who paid $29.99 for their disc instead of the $3.95 my own cost; at least I got MY money's worth!As mentioned above, they really need to look up the word, "vapid" and then look into the nearest mirror for confirmation of their own opinions since that's as close as they'll ever come to personal validation because once they open their mouths, all doubts will be erased.
D**N
um what this is a horror movie
this movie was terrible. i only give it abit of credit because it has two guys full frontal. one beefcake model and a emo/musician. the camera angle and plot where the worst. nothin too good about this movie
N**O
One Star
no good quality and the cd froze
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