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product_id: 29556649
title: "Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes"
brand: "carlton mellick iii"
price: "€ 28.61"
currency: EUR
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 13
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region: Netherlands
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# Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes

**Brand:** carlton mellick iii
**Price:** € 28.61
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- **What is this?** Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes by carlton mellick iii
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Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5.0 out of 5 stars







  
  
    Touching. Funny. Weird. Disgusting. And surprisingly affecting.
  

*by T***S on Reviewed in the United States on September 2, 2016*

For my money, Carlton Mellick can do no wrong. And this book is another in the long line of amazing novels I’ve read by him.I don’t intend to spoil any of the twists and surprises inside this slim volume, but if the title seems a bit too gimmicky for you, I want to assure you that’s just the tip of the iceberg. There’s nothing that you gleam from the title and the back cover that isn’t fully fleshed out (pun intended) in the first chapter. From the basic premise we are whisked away. And it gets WEIRD. Wonderfully, weird.And as is apparent in most of Mellick’s work, regardless of the bizarre nature of the story, the emotional core of these characters remains colorful and rich and relatable and, in the case of this book, quite innocent. So not only is this a fun-loving gross-out Bizarro body-horror tale, but this is a story about young love. And about how that young love reshapes us over time.Touching. Funny. Disgusting. And surprisingly affecting.I read this in one sitting. It was a great book.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐ 4.0 out of 5 stars







  
  
    Love can be messy…
  

*by D***N on Reviewed in the United States on March 7, 2024*

A young girl, named Spiderweb, is the weird girl in school. Our main character has a crush on her and they always sit together awkwardly on the bus but hardly speak… until eventually they do.They fall in love hard and things onky become more challenging when this girl’s friggin face explodes into gory shrapnel of flesh every time she gets excited. Here is an excerpt from the book that sums it up…“She is a very passionate person, thousands of times more passionate than a normal human being is capable. When she falls in love, she falls harder than her human body can handle. Love boils up inside her, like soda shaken in its can. And if her love is strong enough, her human flesh won’t be able to contain it for long.”This story was oddly very cute as these unlikely soul mates in junior high navigate bullying together and endure the strange family that comes with dating Spiderweb.This book is fun, cute, short, sweet, and I’m so glad I enjoyed it so much.There were a few times late in the book where the tense wasn’t consistent but I won’t be too critical of that since it didn’t complicate what was going on much. There are some nasty bits of writing that I liked and I think I want to read another from Mellick.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5.0 out of 5 stars







  
  
    Adorable horror
  

*by D***T on Reviewed in the United States on August 31, 2023*

The plot is the title. An adorable but horrific story of first love where a very nice girl's face explodes and a boy learns to love her more for it. All the awkwardness of first love, just a little more explodey. Truly a charming, if disturbing, little fairy tale.

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*Last updated: 2026-01-25*