HENBRANDT Inflatable Alien

Ordered myself one as i was drunk and lonely but i have now grown accustomed to my inflatable alien. His name is Charles and he tells really funny jokes. We're planning a little get away at the start of next month, just a little trip to the highlands but we're both very exited. He's considerate and takes time to listen to my day and I couldn't ask more of him really. He loves to eat pineapple and take walks around the house sometimes. Couldn't be happier.

The media could not be loaded.  Dave was the highlight of the weekend. Sesh head. Mental alien, he partied all night, and raved so hard in the crowds. EVERYONE loved him, some loved him too much and tried to steal him but we didnt loose dave!! He made it through the whole festival without getting stolen or popped. He is mental and everyone needs him.

Got my alien yesterday and christened him Griff. Took him to work and he was an instant hit, although he didn't drink the coffee I got him.Only problem came when he watched "The Expendables" with us. Didn't talk through it or anything, just kept lying infront of the screen like this.Overall, a worthy companion

Bought him as a joke for last Halloween and I now love him so much I bought baby clothes for him. He needs to get re-inflated from time to time but he’s been living for six months now, which is pretty impressive for the price! He’s my son, I love him and all my friends do as well.

He’s got style, he’s got morals and most of all, he’s got attitude…Bought for a friends birthday night out, but got covid and had to cancel.That was when I heard it talking for the first time, something about probing me and finding out my secrets. I thought it was a fever dream until I felt the prod. Jokes on him though, I have no secrets. Don’t threaten me with a good time!In short, buy it. You never know what will happen…