---
product_id: 1222541
title: "Dead Fred Pen Holder"
brand: "suck uk"
price: "€ 21.10"
currency: EUR
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 13
url: https://www.desertcart.nl/products/1222541-dead-fred-pen-holder
store_origin: NL
region: Netherlands
---

# Stress-busting pen stab slot Compact pen & stationery organizer Horror-themed quirky design Dead Fred Pen Holder

**Brand:** suck uk
**Price:** € 21.10
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🖊️ Stab stress, not your career — Dead Fred keeps your desk sharp and your vibe sharper!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Dead Fred Pen Holder by suck uk
- **How much does it cost?** € 21.10 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.nl](https://www.desertcart.nl/products/1222541-dead-fred-pen-holder)

## Best For

- suck uk enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted suck uk brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Durable Silicone Build:** Made from sturdy silicone and plastic for long-lasting, portable desk organization.
- • **Compact Yet Functional Design:** Sized perfectly at 2.56"x5.12"x0.96" to keep your desk tidy without sacrificing style.
- • **Perfect Gift for the Bold & Quirky:** Ideal for professionals, students, and horror enthusiasts craving a wickedly fun desk accessory.
- • **Inject Dark Humor Into Your Workspace:** Turn daily grind stress into laughs with Dead Fred’s hilarious pen-stabbing action.
- • **Conversation Starter & Social Icebreaker:** Show off your unique personality and instantly bond with fellow horror fans and office rebels.

## Overview

Dead Fred Pen Holder is a compact, silicone-based desk organizer designed to hold pens and stationery with a darkly humorous twist. Measuring 2.56"x5.12"x0.96", it features a unique 'stab your stress away' pen slot in the chest of a horror-themed figure, making it a standout conversation piece and functional office accessory. Perfect for professionals and students who want to inject personality and stress relief into their workspace.

## Description

Our Dead Fred Pencil Holder for desk or work space is the fun way to inject some humour & stress relief as you work. Let's face it; slogging away at the desk for hours can be stressful and no fun. Once you have finished writing that miserable, mammoth report, plunge your pen deep into Fred's heart & at the same time, never lose your favourite pen again. This quirky, novelty pen holder is a great addition to your other office supplies. You could even use this is a crime scene kitchen stationary organizer. Cute pencils have no place in this gruesome holder ! An imaginative choice of novelty desk items. Starting a new job? Then make an impression on your new colleague friends - when they see that Dead Fred is part of your cool cubicle stuff they wont ever steal your pen. If you crave weird stuff then Dead Fred is one of the best serial killer gifts out there! The most unnecessarily, violent item of workplace stationary on the market today. Bring out your dark side with gruesome office desk organizers and accessories like the Dead Fred Pen Organizer for desk and workspace. Made from Silicone. Dimensions: 2.5 x 5.11 x 0.9 inches. Card and Plastic Blister Packaging.

Review: Great Gift or as a Treat for Yourself! - Very funny thing to have in your office area, or even just where you might normally keep pens in the house. As you can see in the picture though, it doesn't necessarily have to be a pen. It could really just be anything that will fit in the hole in his chest, lol. And by the way, no, the hole does not go all the way through.
Review: I love Fred! - I love him. I bought Fred because I wanted to add to the aura of weirdness that I apparently exude here at my workplace. People seemed shocked and stunned into utter silence when word got out that I'm a horror fan and into zombies. Anyhoo, I thought Fred would help brighten people's days here, since some of the folks here seem to be suffering from a deep, dark depression. I was somewhat right! Not only do I get more leers and jeers from the depressed folk, but those who thought I was at least somewhat still normal (even after finding out about the horror/zombie thing) truly know I'm a disturbed chic. One person asked, "what is the purpose of this?" (referring to Dead Fred). I said, well he holds my pen in a stylish way, and you can pretend he's someone you don't like if the feeling hits you.... that person grinned and walked away, saying, "don't want to get myself into trouble"... either he was wanting to pretend Fred was our boss, or perhaps Fred is me? Either way, I DIG FRED, he has a nice visible spot on my colorful, vibrant desk, and he even matches my hair! Weirdness be damned, he fits in mighty fine here with me. =D

## Features

- Dead Fred Pen Holder is a humorous desk tidy for the home or office. Having a rough day at work? Relieve some stress & plunge your pen into Fred's heart. Feel better & keep your desk tidy in one go
- Liven up your workplace. Desk accessories & workspace organizers needn't be dull! This is a fun piece of room decor that not only looks good, but is also great for home office organization
- Great for fans for all things horror - store and organise your office supplies and let your messy desk meet its gruesome end. Ideal for students and professionals alike.
- Dead Fred is one of those weird gifts that you definitely need on your desk. Ever want to stab your boss? Thought so. This fun pen organizer lets you stab Fred Now you wont get fired!
- If you're looking for an alternative pen pot then this desktop organizer is for you. Bring some personality to your office desk accessories. Your home office desk is 'screaming' out for this!
- This sassy pen holder for desk is sure to raise a smile. A great item of man cave decor - home office accessories like this are a great choice of wicked office desk decor and ideal office gadgets.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B007D131AA |
| Best Sellers Rank | #271,886 in Office Products ( See Top 100 in Office Products ) #4,115 in Pencil Holders & Pen Holders |
| Brand | Suck UK |
| Color | Red |
| Customer Package Type | Standard Packaging |
| Customer Reviews | 4.6 4.6 out of 5 stars (3,209) |
| Date First Available | December 17, 2007 |
| Department | Men |
| Finish Type | Painted |
| Global Trade Identification Number | 05060043060305 |
| Is Discontinued By Manufacturer | No |
| Item Weight | 1.82 ounces |
| Item model number | SK DEADFRED1 |
| Manufacturer | Suck UK - Office Products |
| Material | Plastic |
| Number of Items | 1 |
| Product Dimensions | 2.56"D x 5.12"W x 0.96"H |
| Shape | Rectangular Prism |
| Special Feature | Portable |
| Specific Uses For Product | Stationery |
| UPC | 599039360051 |

## Product Details

- **Brand:** Suck UK
- **Color:** Red
- **Finish Type:** Painted
- **Item Weight:** 0.11 Pounds
- **Material:** Plastic
- **Mounting Type:** Tabletop Mount
- **Number of Compartments:** 1
- **Product Dimensions:** 2.56"D x 5.12"W x 0.96"H
- **Special Feature:** Portable
- **Specific Uses For Product:** Stationery

## Images

![Dead Fred Pen Holder - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/311oJmfV3sL.jpg)
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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great Gift or as a Treat for Yourself!
*by Z***L on August 20, 2023*

Very funny thing to have in your office area, or even just where you might normally keep pens in the house. As you can see in the picture though, it doesn't necessarily have to be a pen. It could really just be anything that will fit in the hole in his chest, lol. And by the way, no, the hole does not go all the way through.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ I love Fred!
*by M***A on December 23, 2013*

I love him. I bought Fred because I wanted to add to the aura of weirdness that I apparently exude here at my workplace. People seemed shocked and stunned into utter silence when word got out that I'm a horror fan and into zombies. Anyhoo, I thought Fred would help brighten people's days here, since some of the folks here seem to be suffering from a deep, dark depression. I was somewhat right! Not only do I get more leers and jeers from the depressed folk, but those who thought I was at least somewhat still normal (even after finding out about the horror/zombie thing) truly know I'm a disturbed chic. One person asked, "what is the purpose of this?" (referring to Dead Fred). I said, well he holds my pen in a stylish way, and you can pretend he's someone you don't like if the feeling hits you.... that person grinned and walked away, saying, "don't want to get myself into trouble"... either he was wanting to pretend Fred was our boss, or perhaps Fred is me? Either way, I DIG FRED, he has a nice visible spot on my colorful, vibrant desk, and he even matches my hair! Weirdness be damned, he fits in mighty fine here with me. =D

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Funny gift
*by S***N on January 2, 2025*

Made my boss laugh and she placed on her desk 😁

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*Store origin: NL*
*Last updated: 2026-03-05*