Liquid Death Still Mountain Water, 16.9 oz Tallboys (12-Pack)

Upon receiving my case of water, before I could open it, I was immediately drawn to the dark and mysterious artwork on the side of the box. I stared in awe and wonder as I held it -- I could already feel my thirst beginning to quiver in anticipation of agony. I gently placed it on the counter, and carefully and curiously sliced the packaging tape with a precision cutting instrument, cautiously avoiding damaging the contents. What would I unleash, I thought? Once the savage contents were exposed, and I lifted the first can from its cellulose cage, I instantly recognized a difference in heft from cans containing popular grain beverages. This was going to be no normal experience! The can was emblazoned with the words (in dark gothic lettering) "Liquid Death" -- and a skull, surely from the corpse of a once-raging thirst. It was as if the can screamed, "Release me! I will slay your thirst!" My thirst immediately began writhing, filled with the uncontrollable fear of death. Death to thirst is quickened by a properly chilled thirst-slaying agent, so I restrained myself, and placed it in a sealed, temperature-reducing chamber. I'm almost certain the can shuddered somewhat when it felt the first draft of coldness. Once the can descended to its maximum kill potential in my refrigerator, I waited for the right moment. It was a hot, humid spring day in backwater South Carolina. Cases of cheap, domestic grain beverage were ubiquitous, the cans of each failing to accomplish the seemingly impossible that day -- the slaying of thirst. When I gripped the can, I instantly felt a deep chill. I knew my thirst was in deep trouble. The top of the can, including the pop tab itself, is a luxurious gold color. I wedged my finger underneath the tab, and pulled effortlessly to open the can. As soon as the tab punctured the lid, a howling hiss escaped from the can. The death engine had been activated. I felt a rush of adrenaline, if not a sense of unbridled masculine power. The thirst that was raging within began writhing again, but much more vigorously, "screaming" as it were with a hideous, mouth-piercing dehydration. My mouth, in the throes of a near-death experience, was about to be delivered! As I tilted the can at my mouth, the water quickly and precisely cascaded over the parched membranes of my oral cavity. They squealed with delight, absorbing every succulent drop of what tasted like chilled, heavenly nectar. Each gulp was answered with a subsequent dying gasp from my thirst, with each passing gasp growing weaker and weaker. Alas, within seconds, the vicious thirst that plagued me was no more. Liquid Death had decimated yet another victim! O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? Interestingly, I noticed a subtle side effect upon the consumption of this beverage of death. I felt an unmistakable rise in a masculinity that had been long forgotten in modern times. The sensibilities of modern, emasculated males, had left me. I felt empowered! I felt invigorated, unlike any pharmacological compound (blue, or otherwise) was capable of! I at once felt victory, violence, aggression and arousal! It was refreshing!! When I inquired with my spouse, I asked if she noticed a difference. The answer was enthusiastically, YES! You might think the story ends there. It does not. I ordered my next case of masculine nirvana. Then, I picked up my club, grabbed my spouse by the hair, and drug her to my cave. It was a good day for both of us. Death to thirst!!

Great concept and the water is actually very good, I think it taste better than a bottle but that's probably a delusion.

This stuff was a blessing when I was in my dorm, don't need to order it in bulk anymore as I'm somewhere where the water is better, but loved having this easily available, and delivered straight to me

I have tried every bottle of water out there, until I saw this single can on the dry water shelf at Whole Foods. Of course the artwork drew me in, thinking it was a stranded can of IPA. Upon closer inspection, it was water, from the alps. Ooooh, aaaah. I purchased it because of what it advertises: to murder your thirst. I could always go for a good thirst murdering, so I purchased the lone can. Im not sure if it’s just placebo, will we ever truly know? Ignorance is bliss in this case, because it truly does take away my dry mouth and thirst. I also keep liter bottles of Fiji water in my vessel of all things cold, but pop my glass straw in one of these every morning. Throughout the day it stays pretty cold, and continuous to qualm my thirst. Better than if I were to drink a liter of Fiji. Trust me, I’ve compared the 2 in a blind study of my own. Poured them both into mason jars, had my mom label the bottom in which I did not see, and ended up choosing this one (blindly). So, it’s worth the price to me when my tongue doesn’t stick to the roof of my mouth all day when trying to talk to others. There’s a price I’d pay dry mouth and this is it. My hear pings with sadness whenever my WF shopper tells me they are out of stock. The flavor is amazing, it does not taste like tap water to me. Coming from someone who drank Florida and New Jersey tap her whole life until seeing clearly at the age of 20 and switching to recyclable bottled waters. If I could buy this on tap, oh you bet I would. I do think it’s the can aspect that fool people into thinking it tastes like anything but water, mind you it should be ice cold upon drinking. It makes a difference.

If you are a person who drinks water then you know not all water tastes the same. This is the best water I have ever tasted. I first was introduced to these at Whole Foods and would only buy when on mega sale. On Amazon they are at a much lower price with the added convenience of it being delivered to my front door! They are better cold then room temperature, but tasty nonetheless. I love that I can recycle the can when I’m done and they are easy to carry around. However, I feel uncomfortable carrying them around since EVERYONE who sees me with it thinks I’m drinking alcohol - it’s very annoying since I want to proudly drink this since it’s soooo tasty, yet I can’t because I don’t want to be reported to HR for drinking water that looks like it’s in an alcohol can! I’m also fearful of drinking it in the car because I’m afraid a police officer will see me drinking it and pull me over because they think it’s a beer can. So drink at your own risk. Even with the risk I’m starting to educate people around me that’s it’s amazing water! I won’t stop buying and won’t stop drinking! It’s worth the money. It’s incredibly refreshing and crisp.

Crisp, clean, thirst killing water. It IS as quenching as it sounds. Plus no microplastics consumed from this aluminum can.

Bad ass cans for bad ass water drinkers

After trying this overhyped beverage, I'm left questioning the marketing genius behind charging nearly $20 for a 12-pack of water. The taste? Utterly unremarkable. It's mountain water from the Alps, but honestly, it tastes like nothing more than standard tap water. The premium pricing feels like you're paying for the edgy skull-adorned can rather than any exceptional quality. At approximately $1.50-$1.80 per can, this is an absurd markup for something you can get practically free from your kitchen sink. The brand's "murder your thirst" slogan is more about murdering your wallet than providing a revolutionary hydration experience. Sure, the aluminum can is recyclable and looks cool, but that doesn't justify the price tag. I'd rather invest in a good water filter and save my money. Liquid Death seems to be selling an attitude more than actual water - and I'm not buying it, literally or figuratively.

It is water and water is delicious and fresh...but i realised why people buy bottles of water after i bought this. I rarely drink 500 mls of water in one chug...so having a can that size is not quite as convenient as i had imagined. It is nice water. There is a lot of nice water out there in more practical containers, but they have more microplastics.

Mountain tasting water I keep cold then drink allof the can for the night , as cool temp. Get my water in as I get bored . I am old I think the name and can is funny . I like the mountain spring taste , I want some water with natural minerals in it . I buy a cheaper brand to boil My coffee as cannot drink tap at all hot or cold . Taste If I run out of this I have my normal brand of bottle water .

I bought these for my wife, who kept buying 2lt water bottles daily. She was shocked that water was now sold in a can. She did wish that the can didn't look like a beer can as she works in a school.