Reusable Metal Straws for Outdoor Travel, Mixed Color 5-Pack

Best thing I've ever bought. Perfect size and just a big enough hole to "sip" through.10/10

Gets the job done great!

Perfect size

As a eunuch of noble Roman standing (and somewhat less noble anatomy), I have discovered many tools to navigate life post-plumbs. But none so elegant, so multipurpose, so… hygienically glorious as the humble metal straw.Now, most plebeians use them to sip diluted wine or that suspicious barley slop—but for me? Let us say they serve a more personal function. When the gods closed one door (and removed the furniture), they opened another: a slim, reusable tube—ideal for sipping and streaming.Crafted of stainless steel and the will of Mars himself, this slender marvel fits precisely where ingenuity and necessity meet. Unlike those flimsy plastic straws (which tend to melt under pressure, much like Nero), the metal straw holds strong—whether passing drink or, in my case, urine.Pros for the uniquely outfitted:• 🚽 Doubles as a conduit of relief• 🧽 Easy to clean (Praise be to vinegar and shame)• 🔩 Can withstand the pressure of both imperial wine… and eunuch bladderCons:• ❌ Makes a clinking noise if you walk too fast• ❌ Mistaken for cutlery by confused dinner guests (apologies, Gaius)And yes, some say, “But Lucius, surely there are better solutions?” To which I reply: Would the Emperor himself not admire a man who drinks and drains from the same implement?

Paint chipped off. Poor quality would not recommend this product due to quality of product

I laughed so hard at the lady that took off 2 stars because it didn't come with a cleaning brush. How are you gonna take off stars for not having something that it wasn't supposed to have. I wonder if when she rates tires if she takes off because they didn't come with a car 🤔😭🤷😂🤣

Great quality and value for my money! Would definitely reorder!

Good size, shiny and colorful, don't rust. Good purchase.