

🎉 Speak dumb, play smart, laugh hard!
Exploding Kittens - Poetry for Neanderthals NSFW Edition is a fast-paced, adult party card game where players can only use single-syllable words to get their team to guess cheeky phrases. Featuring 200 double-sided cards, a sand timer, and a hilarious 2-foot inflatable Spank Stick, this game guarantees endless laughs and playful competition for ages 17 and up—no batteries required.




| ASIN | B09R3XH5M5 |
| Assembly Required | No |
| Batteries Required? | No |
| Batteries included? | No |
| Best Sellers Rank | 1,408 in Toys & Games ( See Top 100 in Toys & Games ) 47 in Dedicated Deck Card Games |
| Colour | Multicolor |
| Customer Reviews | 4.6 4.6 out of 5 stars (9,983) |
| Date First Available | 6 May 2022 |
| Educational Objective(s) | Enhance single-syllable vocabulary and communication skills |
| Item model number | PFN-NSFW-6 |
| Language | English |
| Manufacturer recommended age | 17 years and up |
| Material Type(s) | Cardboard |
| Number of Game Players | 2, 5 |
| Number of pieces | 205 |
| Product Dimensions | 8 x 20.32 x 12.95 cm; 480.81 g |
| Release date | 15 May 2022 |
| Remote Control Included? | No |
| tech_spec_battery_description_toys | No batteries required |
P**L
Great fun and good replay value
Great fun for a range of ages. Definitely helped having a couple of drinks before hand to loosen everyone up a little but it was a blast and everyone had a great time with this one. Great pacing and good quality yet quite novel with the inflatable club adding in some extra laughs - though once we got serious we forgot about it half the time and just stormed on! Great value for money and great set to start off.
E**.
Me talk dumb. Game make brain hurt. We have best time.
This game is pure chaotic joy. You’re only allowed to speak in one-syllable words while trying to get your team to guess phrases like “polar bear” or “baby shower.” Sounds easy? Nope. It’s like trying to give directions while your vocabulary goes on strike. The fun is non-stop — kids, adults, grandparents, even the moody teenager laughed. It’s rare to find a game that levels the playing field, where even the most articulate person ends up sounding like a confused Neanderthal yelling, “wet food for face!” Now, about the quality — it’s genuinely well made. Cards are sturdy, easy to read, and the game is compact and simple to set up. And then… there’s the No Stick. It’s inflatable, hilarious, and YES, it comes with a hole in it on purpose so it doesn’t pop during gameplay. At first I thought it was defective. Then I realised it's just... brilliantly dumb by design. In terms of value for money, it’s great. You get loads of cards, endless replayability, and big laughs for a reasonable price. Plus, you don’t need any batteries, screens, or extra patience, just the ability to sound like you’ve never learned to speak. If you're looking for something light, fast-paced, and guaranteed to cause hilarious speech malfunctions, this is it. A total hit for game nights, rainy afternoons, or surviving family gatherings with a smile.
K**N
Great game for the family
This game was great fun. I dont think very young kids would manage it, remembering to speak in one syllables only, but our youngest is 9 and he got it. Everyone enjoyed it, fierce competition in our house!
T**D
Really silly and funny game
This is a really good game, it's fun if you're extroverted and can think quickly. It's probably not for very young children but it is genuinely hilarious, especially the ability to hit your friends on the head with an inflatable bat!
E**R
Hilarious fun!
Hilarious game and harder than you'd think. You can easily play a few short rounds if you want something quick or play for hours! We played as a group of 3 which meant playing a slightly adapted version - I'm not sure if we followed the actual instructions or just made up our own but it was a lot of fun, though we did struggle a little to keep up with scores (and we didn't understand the score sheet thing? Maybe if we had utilised that properly it would have made keeping up with scores easier! The no stick is hilarious but also a lethal weapon. Definitely don't whack too hard - it can and will rebound and you'll take a bat to the face which wouldn't be pleasant.
A**M
Hilarious game
Bought this for my dad for Christmas, and it is hilarious! We played several rounds, and realised that it's actually quite tricky to describe things only using one syllable words! Probably will end up buying myself a copy at some point. Totally worth it!
D**L
Great game
My kids love this game, mostly because of the inflatable bat.
A**R
NSFW edition is a damp squib!
We discovered this simple and fun game while playing games with family over Christmas, and liked it so much we decided to order a set for ourselves. Going to do so on Amazon, we discovered they made a NSFW (Not Suitable For Work, i.e. rude!) edition for adults. As we and family members really enjoy the raucous adult humour in Cards Against Humanity, we decided this edition was a must-have! However, having received and now played the game, we are very disappointed. There is almost no 'rudeness' in it at all, just a small number of words that we have no idea what they mean - we presume they're 'rude' young people's terms, we are older but very worldly-wise and broad-minded but have not heard of them - and the rest is very lame, you could easily be playing the ordinary version. So none of the hilarious, at times embarrassed, cringing or shocked laughs that Cards Against Humanity gives. The card example on the back of the box for this version is the word Nudist and phrase Nudist colony - wow, we're shocked, not! What a shame, we were really hopeful for another fun, easy to pick up, adult humour game...
A**I
Funnnnm
C**E
A lot of fun to play with friends, we laughed so much. Four of us played together which worked really well for us. Think it would be a great game to play with kids as well.
S**S
Lo utilizo en clase para finalizar algunos días y los alumnos lo pasan genial. No puedo evitar reírme yo también cuando los veo explicarse, y también mejoran su agilidad mental.
R**.
ok
R**L
The premise of Poetry for Neanderthals is simple: players must compose and guess words or phrases using only single-syllable words. However, there's a hilarious twist - if you use any word with more than one syllable, you'll get whacked with an inflatable club! It's a clever and challenging way to test your linguistic skills while keeping everyone entertained. The game comes with a set of cards featuring single-syllable words, making it easy for players to construct their Neanderthal poetry. The goal is to have your teammates guess your phrases correctly without resorting to complex vocabulary. This game fosters creativity and quick thinking as players must find innovative ways to express ideas with restricted language. It's an excellent opportunity to have a blast while expanding your vocabulary and having some light-hearted fun. The game's white color design adds a clean and minimalist touch, and the high-quality materials ensure that it will withstand countless play sessions. Poetry for Neanderthals is a fantastic icebreaker at parties or family gatherings, encouraging everyone to let loose and showcase their Neanderthal poetic talents. The game's inclusive nature allows players of all ages and skill levels to participate, ensuring that everyone feels engaged and part of the fun. Moreover, the fast-paced gameplay keeps everyone on their toes, making each round full of excitement and anticipation. It's an ideal game for breaking the ice and bringing smiles to everyone's faces. In conclusion, Poetry for Neanderthals is a brilliant addition to any game collection. Its creative concept, easy-to-learn rules, and uproarious laughter make it a perfect choice for family game nights and gatherings. So, why not embrace your inner Neanderthal and grab a copy of Poetry for Neanderthals to kickstart your next fun-filled game night!
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